252 Thoughts I Had During The PLL 6B Premiere

The first episode of season 6B of Pretty Little Liars aired this week and, I don't know about you, but it gave me feelings upon feelings upon feelings. My soul left my body multiple times whilst watching that episode and it ended far too soon for my liking.
PLL certainly came back with a BANG (that was supposed to be some sort of pun regarding Spencer's new hair do but I don't know how to explain it so that went down like a lead balloon didn't it). I have already watched the episode an unhealthy number of times already and my brain is already working overtime trying to figure out who on Earth this new villain is!

Here are 252 thoughts I had during 'Of Late I Think Of Rosewood....'

OMG IT'S HAPPENING
I have waited far too long for this
It literally feels like I have waited five years
I don’t think it’s normal to be this excited yet nervous at the same time
I think I should see a doctor
Just not Wren
We all know he’s sketchy even if PLL refuses to confirm that
You don’t need to show me “previously on Pretty Little Liars…” I watched that FinAle 5,000 times I know it backwards
But I will happily watch Emily punch Shower Harvey in the face again though
Still not over that scene of them saying goodbye
Spencer killed me with that Winnie The Pooh quote
And when she said “bye baby Hanna Banana” OMG
“Bitch can see” such a CLASSIC line, so glad they put that in
How did Ali become a teacher though
She spent half of high school on the run
If my teacher was as gorgeous as Alison I don’t think I would be able to attend classes
I’d just go cry in the toilets because of her beauty
Two minutes in and there’s already a new character OOH
“We don’t have much time” so let me just write a letter that won’t take long to get there AT ALL
OOH they changed Spencer’s backdrop
Remember the old one though just think about it and try not to laugh
The opening titles haven’t been shown yet and I already have major Ezria feels cheers Aria
“We've been through things no other friends have experienced” Oh yeah like getting stalked for years, almost murdered at least ten thousand times and then kidnapped to be locked in a dollhouse
OMG HANNA’S HAD A BABY
Oh no wait it wasn't her baby
GAWD MARLENE WHY DO YOU DO THIS
Shay Mitchell is still the hottest human alive
It still feels weird hearing A/Charles/CeCe being called Charlotte
“Do you think they’re still upset with me” oh IDK Charlotte it’s not like you made their lives hell or anything nah I don’t think they are at all
Zooming in on a teddy bear isn’t going to make me feel sorry for her
Or should I see this as a clue
I don’t even know what to think with this show any more
OMG NEW OPENING TITLES WHAT IS AIR
HEY ALI ITS ABOUT TIME
This is still the best song for the opening titles of a TV show though I think it’s so underrated
Spencer’s bangs are the best thing to come out of this show since the pilot don’t fight me on this
AWH she’s looking at all those girls sitting where Hanna ate those pig cupcakes
The memories
I still have no idea how old the girls are actually meant to be now
What pills is Emily taking my poor baby
I have no idea why she’s taking pills but it sure as hell will probably make a good storyline
They’re all hugging my heart has officially melted
Their selfie game is strong
They won’t stay this happy for long though lets be real now
I love how Hanna’s boss is called ‘Claudia’ that’s such a fashiony name
HANNA IS ENGAGED OMG HALEB
Emily you’re clearly lying spill already
WHO THE HECK IS LIAM
WHERE THE HECK IS EZRIA
UGH
I love it when Spencer talks about Spencer in the third person
BUT WHY AREN’T SPOBY TOGETHER
UGH
Oh hi Pam, looks like the win moms got out of the basement then
RIP Wayne Fields :’(
Why does Radley look like some sort of hotel
Oh wait it is a hotel
DAMN IT LOOKS GOOD
I still wouldn't go in there though
I love seeing Ashley Marin happy she was always so unhappy
She’s the best PLL mom
Sarcastic Hanna is the best
WHO THE HECK IS JORDAN
Guessing there’s no Haleb either then
WHY ARE NONE OF MY OTPS TOGETHER
Ugh
Ezra sounds like he’s had such a bad time bless him
Wait, Byron was there but Ella wasn't
Is she still in the basement?
Still waiting for a wine moms spin off show
Give the people what they want Marlene
I’m not sure why Spencer’s mom's TV advert made me laugh so hard
Veronica is my spirit animal
Kind of glad Spencer’s dad isn't featured I never liked him
“the family that campaigns together stays together” not even half way through and already a classic line from Spencer
Spencer talking about politics is my religion
It’s nice to see her bonding with her mother though
EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA EZRIA
If they don’t get back together I’m suing everyone
You know Ezra’s been through a hard time when he’s got stubble
So is Nicole dead or?
TOBYYYY
That Spoby hug did not last long enough
Get back together and get married please
“Brotherhood of Ex-Boyfriends” would watch that as a spin off for sure
Caleb + Toby = Bromance of the year
“Can I buy you dinner before you leave?” I’LL ANSWER FOR HER YES TOBY YOU CAN
Who is he building this house for though
It better be for Spencer
Sorry but if that scene didn’t show that Spoby need to be together then I don’t know what will
Wonder how long Ali will actually last as a teacher though
“there’s no reason to be afraid” oh yeah Ali not like Charlotte basically killed you or anything
“Mona demanded to be heard” lol of course she did Mona my Queen
Ali is acting so sweet and innocent these days I forget what a troublemaker she used to be
WOAH Hanna you did not just drop the S Bomb
Sara Harvey AKA Shower Harvey AKA she who shall not be named
Good question Spencer where is Jason
He’s too attractive not to be featured in this episode
He seems like the only person with any sense in this show though
He’s realised staying away is the best option
Veronica Hastings is such as strong independent sassy fierce lady get ‘em GURL
Why does Aria’s hair look half crimped yet half curled yet half straightened
MONA I’VE MISSED YOUUUU!!
Why does Mona look like the oldest character
She could pass for 40
What politics does Mona do?
I’m so happy the writers remembered the beautiful friendship between Toby and Emily!
Remember when he chased her around school on prom night though and we thought he killed her lol
Good times
LOL at them all acting like Charlotte is an angel
“why you always lyin’” meme plays in my head
You can just tell that Aria is going to be the Queen who actually speaks her mind
WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN CRYING THOUGH MY HEART I AM SOBBING
Lucy Hale you amazing actor
Aria and Jason seem to be the only ones with any sense
I don’t blame her for not wanting a murderer released
The question is why was Ezra there though
Idk Aria just became my favourite person ever
Hmm I don’t know Mona seems sketchy
Remember when Mona was A though lol
“if you want to chase away the demons you have to go to where the demons are” Spencer Hastings is full of life lessons
She’s on fire this episode!
Why do they keep bringing Shower Harvey up
Is it just me who’s completely forgotten what the girls are supposed to have done to Sara that is meant to be so bad?
Is it just that Emily punched her in the face?
But she was Red Coat?
She deserved it?
Why wasn’t Sara locked up?
God where is the justice in this show
“you are small but you are mighty” OMG that reminds me of that Sparia moment when she said “you may be little but you’re big”
There better be more Sparia moments in 6B I swear
“I can’t turn my phone all the way off” reason 655451358520 why Spencer is me
When did Ali become such a housewife baking cookies and all
She used to be a right horror
Still can’t get over the fact that Radley is now a hotel
And why are people choosing to sleep there?
Drunk Spencer is life
Spencer has turned into a such a party animal I am here for this
Excuse me why are you toasting Charlotte are you mad
Oh okay that’s totally just a regular security camera
Nah come on we all know the new big bad is already spying on them
Why is it so funny to see them all hungover
SUCH ADULTS
Why do they all look like they could literally walk down a catwalk even when they’re hungover though
See what I mean about there being no justice on this show
Okay being serious I need to know what these pills are Emily is taking
OH OF COURSE CHARLOTTE IS MISSING
Let’s be real she was never going to be at home for long was she now
Love a good plot twist though
“Dr. Rollins wants me to call the police” “Yeah you should” FINALLY that’s what you were meant to do six seasons ago
CHARLOTTE IS DEAD????
OOH LOVE ANOTHER MYSTERY
They’re so going to blame Aria for this because she said she didnt want her released
Wait was that Lorenzo
Okay I can’t be the only one who forgot about Lorenzo
God this bell tower again
Wait Charlotte was holding a rose
ROSEwood?
Was that meant to be some sort of clue or just a terrible yet genius pun?
Dr. Rollins sorry man but you've been in one episode and already got it wrong
Charlotte would've been alive if it wasn't for you
EMISON ALERT EMISON ALERT EMISON ALERT
Marlene you know how to please a girl
I kind of want to give Ali the biggest cuddle in the whole world ever though
OH HEEEEEY CALEB!
He’ll always have a baby face
Hanna being jealous of Spencer and Caleb I am here for this
Why the heck did they break up though
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
NO JUSTICE IN THIS DAMN SHOW
OOOOOH she looked at her engagement ring she so wants him back
She has to have him back
Haleb have to be together
It’s the law
If Spaleb become a thing I might head up to that empty window in the bell tower myself if you’re picking up what I’m putting down
How weird is it that Hanna is sleeping in Radley though I don’t think I’ll ever get my head around it
Oh look another funeral
This show has had more funerals than I've had hot dinners
But the question is why does Charlotte look so good dead
I hope I look that beautiful when I'm lying in my coffin
The other question is why is she having her funeral at the same place she died
And why are Ezra and Caleb there?
Why is Ezra just popping up everywhere?
Like they cared though
And where is Toby?
ACTUALLY, why are the girls there?
Charlotte tortured them for years
And why isn't Jason AKA THE BOTHER there?
Oh yeah I forgot, he’s got his head screwed on that’s why
HOLD UP
IS THAT SHOWER HARVEY
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T BE MORE DONE WITH THIS SHOW
Why is she walking in like she owns the place
Yes Em you role your eyes at her
Black Widow, Black Veil Black whatever you are please leave
Why couldn't she attend the hearing but can go to the funeral okay that makes sense
Do the police know she was red coat though
Why wasn't she locked up!?!!??
Also why does she need an assistant
She is not Jenna
God Sara it’s been five years you could've at least changed your hairdo
How are there so many people at Charlotte's funeral though
She spent her whole life in hospital
Like she had no friends
Better they’re all just there to see if there’s any drama
Don’t blame them
I love how the girls were all dressed as if they were going to a night club though not a funeral
Hanna’s dress was literally split up to the top of her thigh
Mona’s looking well shady not going to lie
Why didn't they just stare Shower Harvey out though
There’s four of them
And one of her
Charlotte's funeral photo looks awfully similar to Ali’s
Is Charlotte really dead though
Yes we saw a body
Yes she had a funeral
But you never know with this show
OH Charlotte was murdered
Didn't see that one coming
Nope
Not at all
Can I just say I love the fact that, once again, they were all passed out in a room when someone was killed
Just like the Pilot
I love how everything links on this show
And now they’re all suspects
Again
And what a coincidence they have to stay in Rosewood
Well I guess they wouldn't have a show otherwise
Sorry but just imagine Charlotte being thrown from the bell tower and literally flying through the air and try not to laugh
Remember when Ian “died” in the bell tower though
LOL remember IAN
Ooh music playing at the end of an episode again
Someone look into what that song is
It’s got to be a clue
WAIT WHO WAS THAT
IN THAT CAR
ROLLING THE WINDOW UP
A 2.0?
Now time to start watching theory videos on YouTube to find out who the killer was
I bet it was Mona
Or Jason
Or Jessica Dilaurentis back from the dead
Side note: we better find out who killed Jessica soon or I'm suing
That episode was not long enough
I mean it was 42 minutes
But I NEED MORE
FEED MY ADDICTION
SO MUCH INJUSTICE
I AM DONE WITH THIS SHOW
Ah well
Time to watch it again

Let me know your favourite moment from the new PLL episode! <3

Love, Emily :) xx

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