Twitter was founded way back in 2006 (you know, that time when everyone wore flared jeans, pink lipgloss and some other erm, shall we say questionable ensembles) by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams. Since its birth, the social media site hasn't stopped growing. With one billion Tweets being sent every week, the addictive service which we now use to share everything from memes to song lyrics is showing no signs of dying.
I, like most of you, am an avid Twitter user. Well, avid is probably an understatement. I enjoy Twitter, not just because it allows me to communicate with people across the globe and not just because it provides me with an endless amounts of hilarious memes, but because it keeps me in the loop and ensures I'm updated with anything any everything that's going on in the world. Whether its politics, entertainment, music or just general One Direction news, Twitter keeps me connected and I find it extremely fun to use, if not slightly addictive.
I don't Tweet my life away and don't share all that much although I do love reading other people's Tweets - probably because they are far more interesting than my own. Therefore, I thought I'd provide you with a list of Twitter users who simply must be in your following list. Yeah, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran and every other A-List celebrity have some great posts but I reckon you're missing out if you aren't following the following (pardon the pun) users. The people below are my nine favourite Twitter users (I'm too incompetent to think of a tenth, okay?) No matter whether you're after political, inspirational or just side-splittingly-funny Tweets then, never fear, yo gurl has got you covered.
Matt Haig
WRITING TIPS:1) Stare out of the window.2) Write a paragraph.3) Delete two paragraphs.4) Make some toast.5) Go on Twitter.— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) November 1, 2013
IDoLikeThe WayThat when youTiltPoemsOn their sideTheyLook likeMiniatureCitiesFromA long wayAwaySkyscrapersMade outOfWords— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) February 12, 2017
Do you think anyone in history has ever been crying with laughter while using a crying with laughter emoji?— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) April 8, 2017
Matt is an author, probably best known for his best-selling novel 'Reasons To Stay Alive,' a book which tells about his battle with depression (sidenote: I've read it and it's bloody fantastic). However, his opinions are not just confined within the front and back of books, he's very outspoken on Twitter, something which I do love in a Tweeter, and certainly doesn't shy away from expressing his views and confronting those who have opposing ones. Matt's Tweets, from what I've found, are either poltics or mental illness related, a perfect combination for me, personally. So, whether you want a fellow depression sufferer to remind you that there is a light at the end of the tunnel or just fancy following someone who despises President Trump as much as you, Matt Haig is your guy. He's a genius.
Matt Bellasi
going out in madrid after midnight and i don't even know how to say "play Beyoncé or i'll set this place on fire" in spanish— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) April 7, 2017
just remember: you can't trust any weatherman that's not standing in the center of the storm clinging for his life to a bent over stop sign— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) March 13, 2017
happy fat tuesday or as i like to call it, "wait, was i not supposed to be fat literally every other day?"— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 28, 2017
Ahh, another Matt, who is probably one of my favourite people, if not my favourite person, on Twitter. I know that's a bold statement to make but you only have to read one of his Tweets to understand what I mean. Matt tends to Tweet what the rest of the world is thinking. He's incredibly sassy, undeniably hilarious yet still opinionated and never offensive. He just has a brilliant way with words when it comes to Tweets and sure knows how to work wonders with 140 characters. It won't surprise you that he used to work for Buzzfeed. This guy is someone who I think ought to be in every Twitter users' following list because, seriously, he'll crack you up and is bound to post something you can relate to, whether that's something to do with attractive guys, food, Harry Styles or Beyonce.
James Blunt
The first step is admitting it. pic.twitter.com/mQay6c6lf9— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 23, 2017
If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 13, 2016
What the fuck?? https://t.co/B26lTAHVK4— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 16, 2016
Yep, this is the guy who sang 'You're Beautiful.' I'm a big fan of James Blunt's music, as are many of the people who Tweet him, however, he often chooses to reply to the ones who are quite the opposite and who enjoy sending him nasty messages and he does so in the coolest, most brilliantly sarcastic ways. James' Tweets are lighthearted and rather self deprecating. The humour in them is quite dry and he's certainly straight to the point, but I like that in a Tweeter. You don't necessarily have to enjoy James Blunt's music to follow him on social media, he's just a generally chill, cool guy who doesn't take life too seriously but whose dry, satirical humour will brighten your day.
Christine Teigen
When I enter a room pic.twitter.com/WJbnAwnLhd— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 24, 2017
what if. what. if. the fatty shit was healthy and the healthy shit was fatty. makes u think— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 23, 2017
I ate fun dip with my fingers last night and I'm stained and Grammys are tomorrow. I've tried everything please help pic.twitter.com/Atr66KJcYo— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 11, 2017
AKA, probably one of my favourite women in the world. Like the previous users, Chrissy's Tweets are fantastically funny due to the fact that her sarcasm and quick wit is second to none. Her Tweets can be about anything but they'll always put a smile on your face. She loves to share aspects of her life at home, her thoughts on American politics and just any observations she's having wherever she is. What I also love about Chrissy Teigen is, despite her humourous side, she has a serious one too and doesn't shy away from speaking out against injustices or raising awareness regarding social issues, which is the main thing I look for in a Tweeter. She's the true definition of a strong, independent woman who knows her facts and, honestly, deserves her own TV talk show. I'd watch.
Gemma Styles
Why do birdsSuddenly appearWhen you wake up in the night and can't sleep so it sounds like morning wake up time but it's not— Gemma Styles (@GemmaAnneStyles) March 23, 2017
Either my phone or my charger is broken and I don't know which and oh isn't this going to be a fun day— Gemma Styles (@GemmaAnneStyles) February 16, 2017
i'm on a one-hour cheese board ban for mistaking an atomic kitten song for a spice girls song and that's why my boyfriend is the best— Gemma Styles (@GemmaAnneStyles) December 31, 2016
Speaking of bad ass females, let's talk about Gemma Styles and why you need to be following her on Twitter. Gemma is a freelance writer, therefore, she has opinions and she isn't afraid to share them. Her Twitter is a great place to keep up with her published pieces but anything goes on her Twitter. If you're a fellow writer, you'll relate to her Tweets about the struggle of being a writer, if you love cats, you'll relate to her Tweets about her beloved Olivia, if you're a foodie, you'll love her Tweets about what she's eating, or if you're just someone who has a lot of thoughts, definitely check her out as she too Tweets what everyone else is thinking and asks some of life's most important questions. Gemma shares her thoughts on topical issues but also keeps things lighthearted with some sarcastic posts about life so everyone is bound to love her. She's just a general ball of loveliness.
Ruby Tandoh
— Ruby Tandoh (@rubytandoh) April 11, 2017
am i depressed or just hungry— Ruby Tandoh (@rubytandoh) February 21, 2017
transition effortlessly from a cute day to evening look by not leaving your bed— Ruby Tandoh (@rubytandoh) February 5, 2017
Ruby was a contestant on Great British Bake Off a few years back and has since released her own cook books. I love Ruby's Tweets as they too are hilariously sarcastic, (are you noticing a theme here?) but she's also an advocate for body positivity and raising awareness of eating disorders after previously suffering from one herself. That's really reflected in her books too, as she aims to inspire fellow ED occupiers to, in her own words, "eat what you want." Ruby's Tweets are some of my favourites as she speaks her mind without caring what other people think. She also loves 1D, which is always a bonus, and is so down to earth.
Tom Harlock
does my head in when somebody comments "u edited this pic" yeh obviously mate i don't look like h2/polychrome with +2.5 grain in real life x— tom 🎨 (@tom_harlock) March 27, 2017
my taxi driver just told me i was his first ever customer eight years ago and he's proud of how i turned out and i'm crying in the taxi— tom 🎨 (@tom_harlock) March 26, 2017
i'm watching a documentary on the pussycat dolls and i had to instantly admit that to everyone just incase i get exposed— tom 🎨 (@tom_harlock) March 18, 2017
Tom is a former Viner and now YouTuber whose Tweets have me in stitches. They're extremely relatable but he just has an ability of making every life situation sound so much funnier without even trying. He's (again) sarcastic as heck and isn't afraid to take the mickey out of himself. Sure, he can be serious but, generally, he's carefree and enjoys making people laugh. Oh, he also likes One Direction and makes my day with his Harry Styles Tweets. Tom Tweets the things we all wish we were funny enough to be able to think of Tweeting.
John Mayer
I know this question gets asked a lot but it bears repeating: would you recognize your own skeleton?— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 21, 2017
Ziplocs are just tiny garbage bags.— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 18, 2017
Internet: Hey check this video outMe: well okay if you say so(((AD PLAYS)))Me: I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 11, 2017
Not only does he write beautiful songs but his Tweets aren't half bad either. John Mayer's Tweets are either straight up funny or thought provoking and leave you pondering for days. Pretty much every deep thought he has is Tweeted, therefore, scrolling through his Twitter profile is literally like looking inside of his brain. I'm not really sure what else to say here, other than go follow him on Twitter because he deserves more followers. His Tweets are ace.
So, who are your favourite Tweeters? <3
Love, Emily :) xx
I laughed so much at all of these tweets...and yes I've followed them because I need this kind of sarcasm in my life every day. Great post! xo
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Hey, Ellie! Thank you for reading - I'm so happy you liked the post. I had a lot of fun scrolling through their Tweets to find some good ones to include! I mean, who can live without sarcasm? Have a wonderful day! :) xx
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